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A Brief History of My Enthusiasm for Piano Rock

January 6, 2011

by Katie

My hands are enormous. Mason Jennings is perhaps the only person with larger hands than I. They’re all long fingers and chewed-up nails. Despite the impressive size of my hands, and strangers telling me from an early age that I have “piano hands,” I have not taken a single piano lesson in my life. I wish I had, but by now my brain is too addled by cell phone reception and television to be able to make sense of bass clef, let alone playing two different things at once. Perhaps this explains my deep affection for piano-led bands, for those who eschew the aggressive roar of overdriven guitars for the tinkling highs and bone-shaking lows of the baby grand. Maybe I’m just a sucker! Please join me in this retrospective of pianists, embarrassing and not, that have charmed me throughout my life. And watch me stretch to the breaking point the definition of “rock.”

Billy Joel

I remember getting three cassette tapes for Christmas as a young child, and I like you enough to tell you what they were. One was The Sign by Ace of Base. Not embarrassing at all. Another was We Can’t Dance by Genesis. Have you heard? Phil Collins is hip! The last and most relevant to this list? Billy Joel’s The River of Dreams. Anyone who tells you they never liked Billy Joel is a damn liar and probably started the fire. More than anything, I think this song appealed to the creepy religious child that I was. The piano part isn’t even that memorable! But, hell, when I ruthlessly quit the “family band” (me, Liz, and Mikey locked in the bathroom with a tape recorder), what were the lyrics to the protest song I recorded over our demos*?

In the middle of the niiiight
We record stupid soooooongs
From the bedroooooom
To the baaaaathrooooom….

Vicious.

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Have a Safe and Happy New Year

December 31, 2010

Best New Year’s Song EVER.

My Fav Albums of 2010

December 27, 2010

by Katie

I made an “official” list of 20 but let’s just say I had to pad it a little because I’ve been unemployed for 6 months and haven’t bought any new music, and that I recognize what the National and Sleigh Bells do well, but I mean, I just liked other things more!

So here you go! What did I miss? It’s not too late for me to look them up on Grooveshark.

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Holiday Tunes

December 23, 2010

I’m working on my Favorite Albums list, and there is a cat asleep right next to me while I’m listening to Christmas music and drinking coffee—my life sure is something.

This year, I’m tragically deprived of my usual holiday music: WOXY’s holiday mixer is gone, and my external hard drive is jacked up, so I can’t listen to Maybe This Christmas or Maybe This Christmas Too, two of the best indie Christmas compilations I’ve heard. That said, there are still plenty of festive jams available all over the internet, so here you go:

If, like me, you’ve been waiting until the last possible second to get into the Christmas spirit, there you have it. Sorry I didn’t make a similar list for Hanukkah. It’s because I’m full of hate.

Glaring Oversight from the Previous List

December 20, 2010

How could I forget????

All apologies to SSLYBY.

My Fav Songs of 2010

December 12, 2010

I had to choose 25 songs from a list of 200 for that other site’s end-o’-yarr list. Though I’m not saying I didn’t like the songs I chose, I am saying that I can only listen to so many synthesizers and drum machines before the machines start to control my mind. Now that I have free reign back here on my very own blarrrgggg, in no particular order, here are my UNCENSORED favorite songs of the year! REVOLUTION!!!!

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Free Tunez While I’m Neglecting You

November 29, 2010

There are many reasons I’m not seeking new bands for this blog as avidly as I usually do. Among them: I’m broke; I can’t stream ANYTHING ever since we got Netflix Instant on my housemate’s Wii; a reputable publication is getting me into shows for free; the only people who read this thing are googling the lyrics to an unreleased Jenny Lewis song.

But, as I said in October, I’m not fully abandoning my little jerk-face baby over here. That other site won’t even let me be an insufferable asshole in the way I am used to (although, as you can imagine, we are all insufferable assholes in many ways). Also, they expect me to do things like “edit” and “fact-check.” (Psh.)

As penance, please accept these links to free downloads of wonderful things from wonderful bands.

#1 – Truffles, an album of covers recorded in a bedroom by the Miniature Tigers. Bands have made careers with lo-fi albums created with 1/3 the care that Charlie Brand puts into these covers. I know you’re skeptical of cover albums, but how many of these songs have you actually heard of? Yes, “Mamma Mia” is on there, and yes, I always hear it and think of that time I heard Mikey singing it in the shower. But “Take a Bow” will haunt you, and “I’ll Be Your Mirror” will make you teary. I’m also attributing the Everley Brothers cover to the 100% increase in my singing Beeeeeeans/ Beans, Beans, Beans at my housemates’ cat lately.

#2 – Wampire! At MusicFest NW, I stepped out of one show to find food, and I distinctly remember Wampire sounding awesome. They put their album online, the charmers! When you put this on, you’ll probably think I’ve lost my mind and suddenly developed a taste for that warbly, tuneless, cloudy, Brooklyn-y stuff that I hate, but just wait until you hear some melodies. And juuuust wait until you hear the guitars on “Refuse” or “Das Modell.” Good grief, you guys.

I Went to See SSLYBY and I Didn’t Take Any Notes

November 14, 2010

by Katie

That’s right! One of my fave bands came to town and I refrained from texting, tweeting, or writing it a damn thing down. I just enjoyed myself! Of course, this was also the show where Will got a haircut on stage and their original drummer joined them to play “Critical Drain.” It was wonderful. “Gwyneth” live always gets me. ALWAYS.

Apparently, SSLYBY and I run on similar calendars. The last time I saw them, I was broke and underemployed, and had just moved back to DC from France. They had just released a new album. I saw them in Philly and DC! This time, they recently released a new album, and I just moved from DC to Portland.

And if you’re wondering: John Robert Cardwell and I have had nearly identical haircuts every time I’ve seen them since February 2007. Creepy doubles for over three years! If Liz is going to insist that I look like a man, I’m glad it’s an attractive one. I think???

Did I ever post their new video for “Sink/Let It Sway”? Either way, here it is. I’m exhausted just watching it!

What I Learned From “It Might Get Loud”

November 8, 2010

by Katie

The Edge doesn’t dig satire, and Jack White is fuckin’ pretentious. Jimmy Page is boss. They’re all pretty good at the guitar.

Probably I could have just watched the trailer for the 2009 docuhistopic and known all that. But I don’t have a job so I watched the whole movie. And that’s what I learned.

So You’re Dating a Hipster

November 3, 2010

by Katie

It’s here! The long-awaited follow-up to our most googled post, “You Might Be Dating a Hipster.” While the original helped categorize your hip loved one, this will tell you how to proceed. I assume you have been holding off on dating that hipster in the 15 months since I wrote the original. What can you look forward to when a hip kid steals your heart?

1. Communicating primarily via text message.

This isn’t that uncommon for the population at large, but expect texting to encroach even where it doesn’t belong. At a boring dinner party? A movie? Church??? (What are you doing at church, hipster?) Expect a text stating this fact from your sweetie, who we’ll pretend is at least sitting a seat or two away from you for the purposes of this exercise.

2. No dates, just hanging out while drunk.

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