July 7, 2009...8:59 pm

Pandora is teasing me

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by Katie

WTF! First it tries to prove how fucking cool it is, and now this?

Unlike Mikey, I don’t hate the Beatles. In my current quest to listen to music not being made exclusively by college kids from New York, I made a Beatles station on Pandora. Whatever. I have a desk job; these are the things I do and think about.

The station kicked off with “In My Life,” which I don’t know because I don’t listen to that much Beatles generally, ok, my parents don’t like them and I have no pop cred to my name. DEFENSIVE?? I’m not getting defensive!

Once that song ended, John Lennon’s “Imagine” began. I start making jokes about this being “lazy.” Admit it; it’s totally lazy. But apparently Pandora is a crochety old man, because it followed Lennon with Paul McCartney performing “Penny Lane” live.

Are they fucking with me? I couldn’t help but wonder.

The next song only confirmed my suspicions.

Pandora is a total asshole.


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