Unless Mikey decides to write something (he’s still asleep as of 9:30) I’m pretty sure nobody else in the entire Internet world is blogging today. Who are we to fight convenient traditions?
In the meantime, check out The Sexist’s list of the Top 5 Date Rape Anthems. Many props for “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” but what about The Postelles’ “1, 2, 3, Stop” or 50 Cent’s “She Wants It,” hmmm? What’s the date-rapiest song you can think of?
Go memorialize something and enjoy your day off!