The Best Blog Ever?
by Katie
In a “Related Posts” section somewhere on this site, WordPress directed me to Prokopchuk7′s Weblog, a hilarious batch of hilarity that may or may not be deliberately ridiculous. Consider this series of posts:
musical instrument
I do not play a musical instrument and i am not looking to learn to any time soon.
writing blogs
Writing blogs is not my favourite thing to do. I do like the fact though that i am able to finish writing them a month early which i am doing right now.
favourite band
i do not have an overall favourite band. I like specific songs from different bands but i don’t have an overall favourite.
favourite video game console
i am a computer guy myself. That is unless you will count watching tv, in which case i choose that.
Man, this kid is the shit. The only thing he has an opinion on is hockey, which doesn’t surprise me since he’s Canadian. I love how he asks himself questions which he then can’t answer. And Freddie says Michael lacks journalistic integrity! I want to know more! Was this a school project? Why did this kid decide to start blogging? Where did he go???
After the jump, he answers the question that has long puzzled scientists and six-year-olds alike: Why is the sky blue?
People have wondered why the sky is blue since the first man walked on the face of the earth. There are many theories to this question but I have an answer that MIGHT be right. The sky is not actually blue it is a reflection of the oceans. Thats why it’s black at night. If i could have the sky any colour I wanted I would probably leave it exactly as it is today.
Someone give this kid my number. (Man, just kidding, I am not a pervert.)
The cell phone!
Its main function is for talking to people, which I like.
who is posing these questions? favorite type of cool?
He’s Canadian. I assume this is a temperature question, not a question of hipness.
Of course, my favorite type of cool is “ironically detached” followed closely by “drunk and enthusiastic.” Those sound like they could be Girls Gone Wild subtitles, don’t they?
Hey! Ease up on the anti-Canadian stuff there. Canadians lead the world when it comes to producing humor (latest example Seth Rogen), and Canadians saved America’s ass in WWII. Plus, when we move stateside, we blend in really well.
Canadians’ ability to pass for Americans makes them particularly insidious. As an apology, and in honour of Canada, I will use the superfluous ‘u’ when poussible. Sourry!
That said, Canada has also produced some of the most dramatic success stories in all of mainstream easy listening: Shania Twain, Celine Dion, and Dudley Do-Right. Wait…